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August In Fresno (​+​20 Sunsceen Mix)

from Smashed Hits and Golden Chi​-​Chi's by Bobby Volare

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Bobby Volare and the Discount Basie Orchestra

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AUGUST IN FRESNO
TEMPURATURE’S SOARING
PAVEMENT IS SCORTCHING
BALLS OF MY FEET

AUGUST IN FRESNO
+20 SUNSCREEN
SCOPING BIKINIS
ON REEDLEY BEACH

I FEEL MY SHOULDERS START TO STING
CAN’T EVEN TOUCH MY FACE
WENT TO THRIFTY FOR A CAN OF BACTINE
FELT JUST LIKE A SQUIRT OF MACE

AUGUST IN FRESNO
MY BED IS BURNING
ROTISSERIES TURNING
I’M MEAT, MY SEAT’S
IN HEAT, NO TREAT

BV: Hey, I’m Bobby Volare, how are ya?

BABE: Who?

BV: Listen, would you rub a little lotion on my back? I’ve got, like, a 3rd degree burn back there between my shoulder blade area.

BABE: Oh, all right.

BV: Hey, weren’t you the Coppertone Girl?

BABE: No!

BV: I think you were, I really do! There’s only one way to tell though…

BABE: That’s it! I’m out of here!

BV: Hey, where you going?

BABE: Buh-bye!

I CANT EVEN TAKE A SHOWER
THIS IS WORSE THAN POISON OAK
I THOUGHT I HAD ON SWIMMING TRUNKS
HOW’D I GET BURNED SO LOW?

COME NOVEMBER
I’LL REMEMBER
JUST HOW TENDER
MY HEINIE COULD BE

AUGUST IN FRESNO
GLOBS OF NOXEMA
AUGUST IN FRESNO

1st reprise

COME DECEMBER
I’LL REMEMBER
TO SURRENDER
WHEN IT’S COLD AND FROSTY

IT CAN’T BE WORSE THAN
AUGUST IN FRESNO
AUGUST IN FRESNO

2nd reprise

COME DECEMEBR
I’LL REMEMBER
TO SURRENDER
WHEN IT’S COLD AND FROSTY

PRODUCER: Hey, Bobby. That's a take, man. C'mon!

BV: But I was just getting going!

PRODUCER: Well let's wrap it up!

BV: But this is the best part! Listen to this!

Ultimate reprise:

AUGUST IN FRESNO
+20 ENDINGS

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from Smashed Hits and Golden Chi​-​Chi's, released December 17, 2012

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The legendary morning radio team that set ratings records that hold to this day. Here is the official "best of" series, over six hours of Dean & Don highlights from their fifteen year career.

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